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FAQ

The purchase of one of our products is just the beginning of a long-lasting relationship between us and our customers. Be it product knowledge, or help planning your next hot night, if you need us for any reason, we urge you to reach us through below contact form.

In the meantime, here’s a list of questions we’re frequently asked, with some helpful answers.

• How can I get a sex toy with Up to 90% discount?

It’s as easy as search, order, receive

Super Discounts & Superb Quality

At Orgasmic Deals, we pride ourselves on offering only high-quality, authentic brand-name products that you know and love. In addition to our powerful 30-day money-back guarantee, Orgasmic Deals VIP Club members can take advantage of an incredible list of market-dominating benefits. Curious about how it works? Let’s explain!

Start Searching

Our prices are so highly discounted that our network of partner manufacturers won’t allow us to list them directly online. With up to 90% discounts straight from the manufacturer, we’re one of the best-priced places to find access to incredibly innovative, brand-new authentic products. Browse through over 15,000 items to find exactly what you need.  As a guest, you have access only to regular, manufacturer-recommended prices.

Check highly discounted, Orgasmic Deals VIP prices:

You can get a 48h trial access in seconds.

• Click on the Join Us button on the home page
• Click on the CHECK DISCOUNTED VIP PRICE button, displayed on every product page
• Click on GET 48h UNLIMITED ACCESS TO DISCOUNTED PRICES FOR JUST $1 button, displayed on every product page

After getting the trial, you will have 48h full access to all prices. You will see regular and VIP prices that Orgasmic Deals VIP members are getting on every purchase.

Make a purchase

It’s like shopping in every other online store. Just click on the add to cart button and the product will be saved into your cart. After you finish shopping, just click on the CHECK MY CART or cart icon on the top of the page, and you will be transferred to your cart.

In the first section, you will see all products that you added to the cart with pictures, product names, quantity, and regular ( non discounted ) price.

You need to scroll down to the CART TOTALS where you will be able to choose how you want to proceed.

You have 2 options to choose from:

• purchase for the full regular price (without discount)

OR

• make a purchase for a discounted price as an Orgasmic Deals VIP member.

If you choose to purchase a product for a discounted price, you can choose between monthly, quarterly, or yearly VIP  membership.

As an Orgasmic Deals VIP member, you will have full access to discounted VIP pricing, free returns, manufacturer warranty, and priority customer support till the end of your membership period that you choose at the first purchase.

Receive Your Package

After placing your order, we’ll get to work on processing that item at the speed of light. Oftentimes, we can process your item on the same day or by the next business day. With guaranteed shipping from our US warehouse, your order will be on your doorstep in under 7 days. The rest is history!

• Do you offer a warranty on all your products?

You’re guaranteed a superior manufacturer’s warranty on any one of the 15,000+ products we stock.

• What`s your return policy?

We offer a free returns policy on any item received with a defect or damage.

• How fast will I get my order?

When we say fast, we mean fast. After you accept the order, we’ll work in overdrive to get your order shipped out on the same day or by the next business day. You should get your package in 3 to 7 business days. After you order something, you want it in your hands as fast as possible. We get it, we’re the same way.

• Do you offer discreet shipping and packaging?

Just like you, we expect our products to be packaged, processed, and shipped as soon as I click buy. In addition to speed, we value your privacy. Don’t worry about your grandma picking up a package labeled authentic sex toy. Every item we ship is packaged in a discreet plain brown box or padded bubble mailer with no identifying markings or text. Your order will always be 100% anonymous with us. All packages will be shipped by either USPS, FedEx, Dhl, or UPS.  Additionally, most, if not all of our shipments will arrive at their destination in under 7 business days. Take a look below to understand how our shipping fees work.

• I still have some questions and need help. How can I contact you?

We are always here for you. Please click here and leave us a message. One of our team members will be back with you asap.

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