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Your Exclusive Club
for Sex Toys at Manufacturer Prices
Super Discounts & Superb Quality
Imagine getting direct access to over 15,000 premium sex toys from the world’s biggest brands, paying only what retailers pay. Stop overpaying and start experiencing pleasure affordably, every single day.
Unlock 90% Off on all Sex Toys: Welcome to the Orgasmic Deals VIP Club
- Gain instant access to 50%-90% OFF on our entire catalog (15,000+ products!)
- Shop biggest sex toy brands at prices you won't find anywhere else
- Enjoy fast, discreet shipping – your secret is safe with us
- Get priority service including expedited handling and support
- Always low prices – forget hunting for limited-time sales
- Your first year of VIP membership is just $2.99 (Renews at $59.88/year)
- Enjoy the flexibility to cancel your Orgasmic Deals VIP Membership easily at any time, with no obligation
- Shop worry-free with full manufacturer warranty coverage
What is Orgasmic Deals?
Orgasmic Deals is the first-of-its-kind adult club designed for smart shoppers who refuse to overpay for pleasure.
We believe enhancing your sexual wellness, solo or with a partner, should be accessible and affordable. That’s why we created our VIP Membership. Unlike traditional stores that add huge margins, we connect you directly to manufacturer-level pricing on an unparalleled selection of sex toys.
Being a VIP member means you get year-round access to the absolute best prices, without the hassle of waiting for sales or hunting for coupons. It’s about making quality sex toys an everyday possibility, not a rare indulgence.
Unlock huge savings effortlessly: See how simple it is to grab our Orgasmic Deals!
Getting your hands on our Orgasmic Deals is designed for your ease. Choose from two quick and straightforward purchasing methods to unlock massive savings
Option 1: Purchasing if You're Not Yet a VIP Member
This path is designed to show you the incredible value of VIP right away, while still giving you the choice to purchase at the regular price.
1. Add Any Product to Cart:
Browse our store and add the sex toys you want to your shopping cart.
2. VIP Membership Automatically Added:
When you view your cart, you’ll see the product(s) you added and our heavily discounted Annual VIP Membership ($2.99 for the first year) automatically added to your cart.
3. Instantly See VIP Savings:
With the VIP membership in your cart, you’ll automatically see the lower VIP prices applied to the products you’ve added, showing you the immediate savings on your first order!
Choose Your Path:
a.) Purchase as VIP: Proceed to checkout. You’ll pay the VIP price for your products plus the low $2.99 for your first year of VIP membership, giving you access to VIP prices for the next 12 months.
OR
b.) Purchase at Regular Price: If you decide the VIP benefits aren’t for you right now, simply click the “X” icon next to the VIP Membership in your cart. The VIP membership will be removed, and the product prices will recalculate back to the regular price. You can then complete your purchase at the standard rate.
Changed Your Mind?
If you removed the membership but want the lower prices anyway, click the “Add to Cart” button above your cart summary to add it back to cart and see your VIP discount applied instantly.
Option 2: Purchasing if You Are Already a VIP Member
This is the simplest path! Once you’re a VIP, the savings are applied automatic.
1. Log In:
Ensure you are logged into your Orgasmic Deals account.
2. Browse & Add to Cart:
Explore our 15,000+ products and add items to your cart.
3. VIP Prices Are Applied Instantly:
As you add products, the lower VIP price will be automatically applied to your cart. You will still see the higher regular price listed, but only for your reference to highlight the savings – you will only pay the VIP price.
4. Checkout:
Proceed to checkout with your automatic VIP discounts applied!
Unbeatable Benefits of Being an Orgasmic Deals VIP Member
Becoming an Orgasmic Deals VIP Member unlocks a world of advantages designed to make exploring pleasure affordable, exciting, and convenient:
1. Your wallet wins, around the clock: Instant access to the lowest prices , day or night
Stop wasting time searching for the cheapest sex toys or waiting for fleeting sales.
As a VIP member, you gain consistent, effortless access to jaw-dropping discounts – think Black Friday 365 days per year on our entire inventory!
Enjoy 50% to 90% off because your VIP status means you’re paying essentially our direct cost from manufacturers, with no retail markup passed on to you.
Get the best value on sex toys, consistently and conveniently.
2. Unbeatable Selection, Unmatched Convenience
With over 15,000 sex toys, prepare for unrivaled choice that puts your pleasure first.
Forget limited options – here, you’ll effortlessly find precisely what you want, exploring every conceivable type, material, function, and brand.
This isn’t just a catalog; it’s your playground for discovery.
Beginners and enthusiasts alike will quickly find their trusted companions and unlock exciting new levels of pleasure!
3. Biggest Selection, Guaranteed Quality; Explore Products from the Most Trusted Brands
Stop worrying about product quality.
We’ve done the work by partnering solely with the most reputable manufacturers and biggest distributors, guaranteeing you high-quality, reliable brands you can trust.
As a VIP, you gain the ultimate benefit:
effortless access to these premium products at truly accessible prices, making top-tier quality achievable without the hefty cost.
4. Peace of Mind Included: Manufacturer Warranty on Everything You Buy
Stop worrying about product quality.
We’ve done the work by partnering solely with the most reputable manufacturers and biggest distributors, guaranteeing you high-quality, reliable brands you can trust.
As a VIP member, you gain the ultimate benefit:
effortless access to these premium products at cheapest prices, making top-tier quality achievable without the hefty cost.
5. Get Your Order Sooner: Benefit from Expedited & Priority Handling
Say goodbye to waiting!
VIP membership means your orders get fast-tracked with automatic expedited picking and packaging.
You’ll receive your pleasure days sooner, as 95% of VIP orders ship out the same business day (with a cutoff).
Skip the typical 2-3 day processing time and experience the speed of VIP service!
6. Your Order, Delivered Quickly & Discreetly for Your Peace of Mind
Experience shopping with guaranteed discretion.
All orders are shipped in plain packaging designed for your privacy, showing no store name or contents.
This means your purchase arrives safely and secretly.
Expect most packages to arrive quickly, typically within 2-7 business days for continental US addresses, ensuring both privacy and promptness.
7. Skip the Wait: Your Support Jumps the Queue
Unlock the value of your time with VIP priority support.
Skip the standard 2-3 day wait and get fast, dedicated assistance with all your needs – placing orders, tracking, product questions, and warranty claims.
As a VIP member, you get the quick, expert help that makes your experience effortless.
Unlock Your Savings Potential: Witness the Real Value Our VIPs Get Every Day!
No Surprises, Just Savings: We Lay Out Every VIP Perk So You Know Exactly What You're Getting!
Pricing That Puts More Money in Your Pocket
Your first year of Orgasmic Deals VIP is just $2.99 – that’s full, instant access to every exclusive saving and perk for 12 whole months!
This special introductory rate lets you enjoy all the VIP advantages with NO commitment.
After your fantastic first year, your membership automatically renews annually at the standard rate of $59.88, but don’t worry, we’ll send you a helpful reminder well before your renewal date so you’re always in control.
Your Membership, Your Control: Cancel Whenever You Like!
We believe in flexibility.
You can easily cancel your Orgasmic Deals VIP Membership at any moment, right from your account settings or with a quick call to our support team.
There are NO hidden fees or long-term obligations, giving you complete control over your membership and ensuring a truly risk-free experience.
Important Note: Maximizing Your VIP Benefits
We want to make sure you get the absolute most out of your VIP membership!
If you decide to cancel before your current 12-month period ends, you’ll still enjoy VIP pricing and deep discounts on all products right up until your membership expires.
However, to truly experience the full VIP treatment you’ve paid for, including lightning-fast expedited shipping, priority support, and our hands-on help with manufacturer warranty claims, we recommend keeping your membership active.
These special service benefits are tied to your current VIP status. If you cancel mid-period, future orders would return to standard handling times (up to 2-3 business days), support responses might take a little longer (also up to 2-3 business days), and you’d handle warranty claims directly with the manufacturer.
To ensure you fully enjoy every benefit you’ve invested in for your entire membership term, we kindly suggest waiting until the final week of your current 12-month period to cancel if you choose not to renew. This way, you maximize your VIP perks right up to the very end!
Unlock Unbeatable Value: How Your Membership Maximizes Your Savings
Your small membership fee isn’t just a cost; it’s your key to unprecedented savings and exclusive access! It covers our operational costs, allowing us to offer you products at virtually our direct cost from manufacturers and distributors.
Think of it this way: your membership is a smart annual investment that gives you direct, high-volume buyer access. This means you’re essentially getting wholesale pricing without the hassle, putting more money back in your pocket.
Many of our VIP members find they recoup their entire annual fee with savings from just one order! It’s a proven model that ensures you always get the absolute best deal.
Frequently Asked Questions (FAQs)
A: Yes, absolutely! We understand it sounds incredible, but it’s true. We offer the first year of Orgasmic Deals VIP for just $2.99 as a special introductory offer. This gives you a full 12 months to experience the incredible savings and all the benefits of membership with very low initial cost. It’s our way of letting you try the club and see the immense value for yourself – we’re confident you’ll love the savings!
A: Yes! Your VIP membership grants you access to discounted pricing on our entire catalog of over 15,000 sex toys. From bestsellers and fan favorites to new arrivals and niche items, every single product has a VIP price that’s 50% to 90% off the regular retail price. There are no hidden exclusions for VIPs.
A: The savings are truly substantial! Many of our members find that the savings on just one purchase more than cover the entire annual membership fee.
For example, a high-quality toy that might retail for $100 could be available to VIP members for $20-$50. We encourage you to browse our product pages to see the dramatic difference between the regular and VIP prices listed, or check out the “See the Amazing Value VIP Members Enjoy!” section above for few examples. The potential savings over a year are enormous!
A: We believe in transparency! You can see both the regular price and the VIP price displayed on all product pages across our website, even if you are not yet a VIP member.
This allows everyone to see the potential savings. The difference occurs when you add items to your cart: If you are a VIP member (or $2.99 introductory membership is added to your cart), you will automatically see the discounted VIP prices applied in your cart and at checkout.
If you are not a VIP member, or VIP membership is not in your cart, you will see the full regular price reflected in your cart.
A: After your introductory first year at $2.99, your Orgasmic Deals VIP membership will automatically renew annually at the standard rate of $59.88 per year. We will send you a reminder email before your renewal date, so you are aware.
A: Yes, you can cancel your membership at any time, for any reason.
It’s easy to cancel directly through your account settings on our website, or you can simply contact our customer support team, and they will assist you promptly.
There are NO hidden fees or penalties for cancellation.
A: We believe in flexibility.
If you cancel your VIP membership before your current 12-month membership period ends, you will still retain access to the VIP pricing on all products until your membership expiration date.
You won’t lose your ability to save on purchases for the remainder of your paid term.
However, please note that the additional priority service benefits (expedited picking/packaging, priority customer support, assistance with manufacturer warranty claims) are linked to an actively paid and current membership status.
If you cancel mid-period, future orders will revert to standard handling times (up to 2-3 business days), customer support response times may increase (up to 2-3 business days), and you would handle manufacturer warranty claims yourself directly with the manufacturer.
To get the most value and enjoy all the benefits you’ve paid for throughout your membership term, we recommend waiting until the final week of your current 12-month period to cancel if you choose not to renew.
A: Absolutely. Your privacy is our top priority.
All orders are shipped in plain, unmarked packaging with no company logo or product description visible.
The return address will be a neutral company name. On your billing statement, the charge will appear under a discreet name, TLP Marketing, not “Orgasmic Deals” or anything indicating the product type.
Your secret is safe with us.
A: Yes, every product purchased through Orgasmic Deals VIP is covered by the original manufacturer’s warranty.
As a VIP member, you also get priority assistance from our support team if you ever need help navigating a warranty claim process (this specific assistance benefit is tied to active membership, as mentioned in the cancellation details).
A: Yes, you can purchase products from our site at the regular price without becoming a VIP member.
However, you would miss out on the significant 50-90% discounts available exclusively to VIPs, which offer the best value on our extensive selection.
The VIP membership is designed for those who want the best prices consistently.
A: For VIP members, your orders receive expedited handling and priority processing (95% ship same business day, the rest ship the next business day).
Shipping time to continental US addresses typically takes an additional 2 to 7 business days after handling, depending on your location.